41 Things I Say As A Boy Mom
Being a boy mom can bring a lot of challenges, but oh.my.goodness these kids keep me cracking up!
I love them so much and I wouldn't want it any other way! I was catching myself saying the silliest thing so I started to write them down a few months back :)(These are random, not the typical inspirational stuff that we moms say everything like, "Good job," "You're doing so great!" etc.)
Random things I've said as a boy mom:
- Don't eat my face
- Don't choke me
- Please poop!
- No waking up in the middle of the night to tell me your finger hurts or your pillow is janky anymore! You're fine!
- You can't step on people's faces
- We don't eat leaves
- Get your hands out of your pants
- Stop spitting on the carpet
- Chew your food and swallow
- You don't pick my nose
- Don't wrestle in the hall, you'll get hurt. Instead, come over in the front room where there's more space.
- We don't sleep with flashlights
- No, I don't want to smell your feet
- Stop trying to stick your hand in my mouth
- We don't draw on the walls
- Don't lick that
- We don't try to eat all the bubbles in the bath
- We don't draw on Reid's face
- I'm so sick of wiping your butt
- You don't fight mommy with your sword
- We don't climb up the bookshelf
- Poop on the potty and I'll give you a sucker
- We don't climb fences and jump into neighbors' yards
- Don't eat that
- Please don't make that a gun
- Stop eating dirt
- Quiet down, you are so loud!
- Look at mommy's eyes and listen to me
- Slow down, I can't see you!
- No killing the lady bugs!
- Don't touch my stomach
- Calm down
- Don't ever say I'm big or huge again
- Stop pulling your pants down in public
- We don't squeeze our food
- We can't go to Great Wolf every weekend
- Show me your huge muscles!
- No we can't go to the store naked
- Stay in your room until your clock turns green
- You can't hold the baby by yourself
- I love you